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[2-19]英语笑话:Go Barefoot 光着脚去
In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.Once I was asked out by a life-guard.
I had never really stood next to him and didn't know how tall he was, so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels, one flat. I arranged with my brother to answer the door, compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear.When doorbell rang I waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear: Go barefoot.
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