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[10-15]英语笑话:Secret For a Long Life 长寿秘诀
A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch(门廊) .
I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says.
What's your secret for a long, happy life?
I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise.Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you?Twenty-six. |
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