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英语幽默笑话:女人到底想要什么样的男人?

What I want in a Man, Original List (act 22)

  1. Handsome

  2. Charming

  3. Financially successful

  4. A caring listener

  5. witty

  6. In good shape

  7. Dresses with style

  8. Appreciates finer things

  9. Full of thoughtful surprises

  l0. An imaginative, romantic lover

  我对男人的要求,最初的条件(22岁)

  l. 英俊潇洒

  2. 魅力四射

  3. 财源滚滚

  4. 善于倾听

  5. 风趣幽默

  6. 身强体健

  7. 穿着入时

  8. 品位高雅

  9. 奇思妙想

  10. 想象丰富,浪漫多情

  What I Want in a Man, Revised List (act 32)

  1. Nice looking (prefer hair on his head)

  2. Opens car doors, holds chairs

  3. Has enough money for a nice dinner

  4. Listens more than talks

  5. Laughs at my jokes

  6. Carries bags of groceries with ease

  7. Owns at least one tie

  8. Appreciates a good home—cooked meal

  9. Remembers birthdays and anniversaries

  10. Seeks romance at least once a week

  我对男人的要求,条件改了(32岁)

  1. 相貌好看(最好别秃顶。

  2. 开车门,搬椅子

  3. 吃顿丰盛晚餐有钱买单

  4. 多听少说

  5. 我讲笑话他就笑

  6. 拎食品杂货袋轻轻松松

  7. 至少有条领带

  8. 爱吃家里做的美味佳肴

  9. 记得生日和周年纪念日

  10. 每周至少浪漫一次

What I want in a Man, Revised List (act 42)

  1. Not too ugly (bald head OK)

  2. Does drive off until I'm in the car

  3. Works steady—splurges on dinner out occasionally

  4. Nods head when I' m talking

  5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture

  7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach

  8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw—top lids

  9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down

  10. Shaves mot weekends

  我对男人的要求,条件改了(42岁)

  1. 别太丑(秃顶也行)

  2. 我上车后才开车

  3. 工作稳定——偶尔出去撮一顿

  4. 我说话他点头

  5. 常常记得笑话中的妙语佳句

  6. 身体好,能挪挪家具

  7. 穿衬衫别露肚脐眼

  8. 晓得别买带螺旋盖的香滨酒

  9. 记得把马桶的坐垫放下

  10. 周末多半刮脸

  What I want in a Man, Revised List (act 52)

  1. Keeps hair in nose and ears trimmed

  2. Doesn' t belch or scratch in public

  3. Doesn' t borrow money too often

  4. Doesn' t nod off to sleep when I' m venting

  5. Don' t retell the same joke too many thanes

  6. Is in good enough shape to get off couch on weekends

  7. Usually wears, matching socks and fresh underwear

  8. Appreciates a good TV dinner

  9. Remembers my name on occasion

  10. Shaves some weekends

  我对男人的要求,条件改了(52岁)

  1. 修剪鼻毛,耳朵整洁

  2. 别当众打嗝搔痒

  3. 借钱别太勤

  4. 我发泄情绪时别打瞌睡

  5. 别老说同一个笑话

  6. 身体好,周末别老赖在沙发上

  7. 袜子成对,内衣干净

  8. 爱吃盒装电视快餐

  9. 偶尔记得我的名字

  10. 周末有时刮脸

  What I Want in a Man, Revised List (act 62)

  1. Doesn' t scare small children

  2. Remernbers where bathroom is

  3. Doesn' t require much money for upkeep

  4. Only snores lightly when asleep

  5. Remembers why he 's laughing

  6. Is in good enough shape to stand up by himself

  7. Usually wears clothes,

  8. Likes soft foods

  9. Remembers where he left his teeth

  10. Reminders that it's the weekend

  我对男人的要求,条件改了(62岁)

  1. 别惊吓小孩子

  2. 记得浴室在哪儿

  3. 家庭养护不花大钱

  4. 睡觉时打鼾声音不大

  5. 记得自己为何发笑

  6. 身体好,自己能站起来

  7. 一般要穿衣服

  8. 喜欢软食

  9. 记得假牙放在哪儿

  10. 记得周末到了

  What I Want in a Man, Revised List (age 72)

  1. Breathing

  2. Doesn' t miss the toilet

  我对男人的要求,条件改了(72岁)

  1. 能呼吸

  2. 该上厕所就上厕所

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