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                 This married couple was sitting in a fine restaurant when the wife looks over at a nearby table and sees a man in a drunken stupor. The husband asks, "I notice you've been watching that man for some time now. Do you know him?"
 "Yes," she replies, "He's my ex-husband, and has been drinking like that since I left him seven years ago."
 "That's remarkable," the husband replies, "I wouldn't think anybody could celebrate that long."
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