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雨伞 The Umbrella

雨伞 The Umbrella

  The Umbrella


   A gentleman staying in a hotel left his umbrella in the hall, but he had
  put on the handle a card on which was written: "This umbrella belongs
  to a gentleman who can lift up a hundred pounds. I shall be back in ten
  minutes." When he came back, he found, instead of his umbrella, another
  card on which was written,"This card belongs to a man who can run ten
  miles an hour. I shall not come back."

   
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One farmer plant many watermelon,but he often lost his watermelon by thief,and he have no idea.One day,he make a card written "One of these watermelons is poisonous".He never lose one watermelon after that.Suddenly,one day,he found that there is another word"There are two poisonous watermelons now".

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