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让人笑破肚皮的原创幽默(中英)：人都死光了该怎么办？（根据真事改编）
English edition
    Olid Girl was naughty at her schooltime. She always liked to show herself different from the others.
    One day, the homework was to make a sentence with sad.
    So Student A did--Tom's mother died, he was so sad.
    Next, Student B wrote down--Tom's father died, he was so sad.
    Then, Student C handed in--Tom's grandmother died, he was so sad.
    And so on. Before long, all of Tom's families died out.
    "What can I do? All died," thought Olid.
    But nothing can really trouble this smart girl. After a long thought about, she got it--Tom's dog died, he was so sad.
中文版：
    臭臭在学生时代很调皮。总喜欢表现得和人家不一样。
    有一天，家庭作业布置的是：用“忧伤”造一个句子。
    学生A是这样写的：小红的妈妈死了，小红很忧伤。
    学生B是这样写的：小红的爸爸死了，小红很忧伤。
    学生C是这样写的：小红的奶奶死了，小红很忧伤。
    依据类推，不一会儿，小红全家就死光光了。
    臭臭心想：“人都死光了怎么办？”
    但是，小鬼精灵总是有办法的。左思右想之后，她终于有了主意，便写道：“小红家的小狗死了，小红很忧伤。”

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