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[7-11]英语笑话:Three Men in a Boat(三人同舟)
Three men were sitting on a park bench.
The one in the middle was reading a newspaper;
the others were pretending to fish.
They baited imaginary hooks, cast lines and reeled in their catch.
A passing policeman stopped to watch the spectacle and asked the man in the middle if he knew the other two.
"Oh yes, " he said. "They are my friends. "
In that case, " warned the officer, "
you'd better get them out of here!"
"Yes, sir, " the man replied, and he began rowing furiously. |
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