英语幽默笑话：一天一个女孩把她的男朋友带回家 英语幽默, 男朋友, around, 笑话, 女孩

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One day a girl brings home her boyfriend and tells her father she wants to marry him. After talking to him for a while, he tells his daughter she can't do it because he's her half brother. The same problem happens again four more times! The girl starts to get pissed off.

She goes to her mom and says, "Mom... What have you been doing all your life? Dad's been going around laying every maiden in the town and now I can't marry any of the five guys I like because they have turned out to be my half brothers!!!"

Her mom replies, "Don't worry darling, you can marry any one of them you want, he isn't really your dad."

一天一个女孩把她的男朋友带回家，告诉她父亲，她想嫁给他。经过一番交谈，他告诉女儿她不能这样做，因为他是她的哥哥。同样的问题又发生了四次！女孩开始怀疑了。

她跟母亲说，“妈…你一直在做什么生活？爸爸已经去了城里，现在我不能嫁给五个中任何的一个我喜欢的人因为他们都是我的兄弟！！！”

她的妈妈回答说，“亲爱的宝贝不要担心，你可以跟他们中任何一个你想要的，他不是你的父亲。”