英语笑话:Roast Pig 烤乳猪 dinner, happy, 乳猪, 英语笑话

kobe

A gentleman was invited for dinner.

When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat: "Not bad, I am next to the pig."


But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him.




He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."

kobe

A gentleman was invited for dinner. When he hurried there and sat down, he was happy to see a roast pig in front of his seat: "Not bad, I am next to the pig."

But then he noticed the angry fat lady sitting next to him.

He faked a smile and added: "Oh I am sorry, I meant the roasted one on the table."

一位先生去赴宴迟到了，匆忙入座后，发现自己的座位正对着乳猪，于是大为高兴的说：“还不错，我坐在乳猪的旁边。”

这时才发现身旁的一位胖女士正怒目相视，他忙陪笑改口到：“对不起，我说的是那只烤好的。”