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英语笑话 i Wasn't Asleep

When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"

  "I wasn't asleep," the man answered.

  "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."

  "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."

搞笑的英语小笑话2:I Wasn't Asleep

  When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!"
  "I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
  "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
  "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."


  我没有睡着

  当一群妇女上车之后,车上的座位全都被占满了。售票员注意到一名男子好象是睡着了,他担心这个人会坐过站,就用肘轻轻地碰了碰他,说:“先生,醒醒!”
  “我没有睡着。”那个男人回答。
  “没睡着?可是你眼睛都闭上了呀?”
  “我知道,我只是不愿意看到在拥挤的车上有女士站在我身边而已。”

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