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发表于 2017-3-28 00:11
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Nice Try
My wife and I were stopped by a state policeman. He started to write up a speeding ticket. My wife, who’s a hair stylist, said, “If you let us off with a warning, I’ll give you a free haircut for a year. ”
The policeman removed his hat--and he was completely bald.
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我和妻子被警察拦住了,他给我们开一个超速的罚款单。我的妻子是一个发型设计师,于是她就对警察说,“如果你让我们免于警告,我就为你免费理发一年。”
警察脱下他的帽子——他是一个光头。 |
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