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发表于 2017-3-28 22:17
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A man who is driving a car stopped by a police officer.The following exchange takes place...
Man:What's the problem,officer?
Officer:You were going at least 75in a 55zone.
Man:No,sir,I was going 65.
Wife:Oh,Harry.You were going 80.(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
Officer:I' m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight.
Man:Broken taillight?I didn't know about a broken taillight.
Wife:Oh Harry,you've known about that tail for weeks.(Man gives his wife another dirty look.)
Officer:I' m also going to give you a citation1 for not wearing your seat belt.
Man:Oh,I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
Wife:Oh,Harry,you never wear your seat belt.
Man:Shut your dang mouth.
Officer Turns to the woman):Ma ' am,does your husband talk to you this way all the time?
Wife:No,only when he's drunk2.
诚 实
警官让一位驾车的男士停下车。随后出现如下的对话：
男士：警官，有什么问题？
警官：你在限速55英里的地段开到至少75英里。
男士：不，长官，是65英里。
妻子：啊，哈里，你刚才开到80英里。（男士瞪了妻子一眼。）
警官：我还要给你张罚单，你的尾灯碎了。
男士：尾灯碎了？你不说，我还真不知道尾灯碎了。
妻子：哦，哈里，几个星期以前你就知道了。（男士又恶狠狠地瞪了她一眼。）
警官：我还要给你张传票，你没系安全带。
男士：噢，你朝我车走过来的时候我才解开的。
妻子：啊，哈里，你从来都不系安全带。
男士：闭上你的臭嘴。
警官：（转向女士）夫人，你丈夫总是这样跟你说话吗？
妻子：不，只有当他醉了的时候。 |
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