【双语】情侣之间的几个小秘密，你有没有被戳中

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They gossip about other couples and always reach the conclusion that they’re better than everyone else.

　他们会八卦其他的夫妇，总能得出结论他们过的比别的夫妇好。





　“那个男的给她女友买了鱼干作为生日礼物。

　　不过说真的，估计她女友这辈子都不会去钓鱼的。”

They give each other silly nicknames.

　他们会互相给对方起愚蠢的绰号。





　“嘿，肌肉先生，你能买一点面包吗?”

They think up names for their future children.

　他们会一起为未来的孩子想名字。





　“你疯了吗?不要再提‘蓝色常春藤’了。”

They spend entire days lying in bed with tasty food and watching their favorite TV show.

　他们会一整天躺在床上，吃着美味的食物，看着他们最喜欢的电视节目。




They grip something tasty between their teeth and let their partner take a bite.

他们会把一些美味的东西夹在牙齿之间，然后让伴侣咬一口。




They pull strange faces when taking selfies together.

　在一起自拍时，他们会做一些奇怪的鬼脸。




They smell their partner's clothes when they are not around.

当伴侣不在的时候，另一半会闻对方衣服上的气味。




“想念他的味道……”

They complain about things to make their partner take pity on them as if they were a child.

他们会抱怨，然后使他们的伴侣对此感到同情，就好像自己是个小孩子一样。





　“他们把我从小组赛中踢出去了，你能信吗?”

They ask each other to check what that thing is on their back.

他们会互相询问，看看对方背上长了什么东西。





“帮我看看背上长了什么?”

　　“一颗痘而已。”