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A boy says to her mother, Mom, is God a man or woman?
一男孩问他妈妈 ：妈，上帝是男的还是女的
The mom thinks a while and says, Well, son, God is both man and woman.
妈妈想了一下，说，恩，儿子，上帝既是男的也是女的
The son is confused, so he asks, Is God black or white?
儿子迷茫了，他问：那上帝是黑人还是白人
The mother replies, God is both black and white, honey.妈回答：“亲爱的，上帝既是黑人也是白人
The son, still curious, says after a while, Is God gay or straight, mommy?
儿子仍然很好奇，想一下说：“那上帝是同性恋还是异性恋”
The mother, getting a little worried, answers, Son, God is both gay and
straight.
妈妈想了一下说：既是同性也是异性
The son thinks about it, and his face lights up when he thinks he finally has
answered his question: Is God Michael Jackson?那他是Michael Jackson吗？