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Teacher: Kevin, why are you late this time?
-- Kevin,这次因为什么迟到？
      Kevin: Please sir, I bruised two fingers knocking in a nail at home.
-- 对不起，老师，我在家钉钉子，钉到两个指头了。
      Teacher: I don't see any bandages.
-- 怎么没有见你绑绷带。
      Kevin: Oh, they weren't my fingers! I told my little sister to hold the nail
-- 哦，钉到的不是我的指头，我叫我妹妹hold钉子的。