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 Old Farmer Johnson was dying. The family was standing around his bed. 
 
 
 With a low voice he said to his wife: "When I'm dead I want you to marry farmer Jones. 
 
 
 "Wife: "No, I can't marry anyone after you."Johnson: "But I want you to."Wife: "But why?" 
 
 
 Johnson: "Jones once cheated me in a horse deal!" 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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