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                  The Swimmer 
 
   The teacher told the class the story of a man who swam a river three times before breakfast. 
   Johnny laughed. 
   Do you doubt that a good swimmer could do that? asked the teacher. 
   No, sir, answered Johnny, but I wonder why he did not swim it four times and get back to the side where his clothes were.  
 
 
 
 
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