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                 A schoolboy went home with a pain in his stomach. "Well, sit down and eat your tea," said his mother. 
 "Your stomach's hurting because it's empty. It'll be all right when you've got something in it."
 
 Shortly afterwards Dad come in from the office, complaining of a headache. "That's because it's empty," said his bright son. "You'd be all right if you had something in it."
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