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                  Secret For a Long Life 
 
 
 A woman walks up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch. 
 
 I couldn't help noticing how happy you look, she says. What's your secret for a long, happy life? 
 
 I smoke three packs a day, drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods and never, ever exercise. 
 
 Wow, that's amazing, says the woman. How old are you? 
 
 Twenty-six. 
 
 
 
 
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