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Give up your seat to a lady 
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                 Little Johnny says "Mom, when I was on the bus with Daddy this morning, he told me to give up my seat to a lady." 
 "Well, you've done the right thing," says Mommy
 
 "But Mommy, I was sitting on daddy's lap(膝盖)."
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