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                  What Are The Two Words? 
 
 
 A very nice old lady had a few words to say to her granddaughter. 
 
 
 “My dear,” said the old lady,“I wish you would do something for me. 
 
 
 I wish you would promise me never to use two words.One is‘lousy’and the other is‘swell’. 
 
 
 Would you promise me that? “Why,sure,Granny,”said the girl.“What are the two words?” 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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