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G-o-d! at least you can talk to me! 
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                 A guy felt the call of nature badly, and then he went to the toilet, but there was a queue train before the toilet, so he had to wait for his turn. Finally, there was only one before him after a few minutes, so he asked the guy before him, "Could you let me go in first? I am bursting, please!!!"
 The guy replied slowly and painfully, "G-o-d! at least you can talk to me!!!"
 
 
 the call of nature: 内急
 toilet ['t?ilit] n. 厕所,盥洗室;梳妆,打扮
 queue [kju:] n. 队列;长队;辫子
 
 有一人心急火燎地跑向公共厕所,不过在厕所前排着长队,所以他只好站在最后一个。
 好容易等到前面只剩下一个人了,他实在是憋不住对前面的人说:“我快憋不住了,能不能让我先进?”
 前面的人紧握着拳头,从牙缝儿挤出一句话:“上帝,你至少还能说话!”
 
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