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                 1.Outside a muffler shop: "No appointment necessary, we hear you coming." 
 
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 本帖隐藏的内容需要回复才可以浏览3.On a desk in a reception room: "We shoot every 3rd salesman, and the 2nd one just left." 
 
 本帖隐藏的内容需要回复才可以浏览4.In a veterinarians waiting room: "Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!" 
 
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 本帖隐藏的内容需要回复才可以浏览6.On the door of a computer store: "Out for a quick byte." 
 
 本帖隐藏的内容需要回复才可以浏览 7.In a restaurant window: "Don't stand there and be hungry, come on in and get fed up."
 
 
 本帖隐藏的内容需要回复才可以浏览8.Inside a bowling alley: "Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop." 
 
 本帖隐藏的内容需要回复才可以浏览9.In the front yard of a funeral home: "Drive carefully, we'll wait." 
 在墓地的前院:"开车当心,我们会等着你的。"
 
 10.In a counselors office: "Growing old is mandatory, growing wise is optional.
 
 
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