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                 Steve, a lonely bachelor, wants some company, so he buys a centipede and a small box for it to live in. That evening, he decides to go out. "Want to grab a drink?" he asks the centipede. But there's no answer from the box. A few minutes later, he asks again—still no reply. Finally, he hollers, "Hey! Do you want to get a drink?"
 "I heard you the first time!" says a small, irritated voice. "I'm putting on my shoes!"
 
 centipede: 蜈蚣
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