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Simon was an inveterate fisherman, well known for exaggerating the size of the one that got away.
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If I use both, he told his wife, it will seem ostentatious.
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Why not serve a piece of each? she suggested.
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No, if I cut them up, nobody will believe I caught two giant flounders. Simon racked his brain. Then he had an idea.
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The guests were seated at the table when their host strode in with a platter, holding the biggest flounder they'd ever seen. Suddenly Simon stumbled and fell.
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Everyone cried out in dismay as the fish crashed to the floor, but Simon quickly brushed himself off.
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每天笑一笑，没什么大不了！ |
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发表于 2011-4-4 10:25
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