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好心的律师

One day a lawyer was riding in his limousine when he saw a guy eating grass. He told the driver to stop. He got out and asked him, "Why are you eating grass?"
The man replied, "I'm so poor, I can't afford a thing to eat."
So the lawyer said, "Poor guy, come back to my house."
The guys then said, "But I have a wife and three kids." The lawyer told him to bring them along.
When they were all in the car, the poor man said, "Thanks for taking us back to your house, it is so kind of you."
The lawyer said, "You're going to love it there, the grass is a foot tall."
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这律师到底是好心还是不通人情呢?

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回复 5# fangnan


    sometimes bad persons look kind on the surface.

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OMG, a cruel lawyer!

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讽刺的笑话当然是说资本主义不行啦,你看这律师多没人性。

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都不知道是说他坏还是好好了

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哈哈,好坏的律师。

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