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3月笑话:Wedding night

Wedding night, husband deep feeling of say to the wife:"Dear of, I love you, I swear hereafter can't certainly do a sorry your business, if I do, certainly encountering for a day, the thunderclap splits, don't die a natural death!"Newly married but soon, the husband made a sorry cuckoldry matter.



On the first, the husband goes out by boat, being the ship drove up to ocean middle, suddenly strong breeze your work, seeing the ship will sink right away, at this time, the husband towards the sky to scold a way loudly"old day, whether you becomes blind or not, I do a sorry cuckoldry matter, you let I a person die like, why harm so many innocent peoples to also want to die."



At this time, hears spread a deep and low voice in out of the sky:"You think I am all dry all day long what, I am very not easy to wait until today just chase your se people concentrated together!"



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maybe it is a little hard to understand for me

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very funny ! is it written by yourself ? I feel that there are so many mistakes in your essay
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回复 1# jiang0720


    sometime,we really can not accept some lie which could break our hearts.

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