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                  Frog
 
 
 
 The science teacher lecturing his class in biology said, "Now I'll show you this frog in my pocket."  
 
 
 
 
 He then reached into his pocket and pulled out a chicken sandwich. 
 
 
  He looked puzzled for a second, thought deeply, and said, "That's funny. I distinctly remember eating my lunch." 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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