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 A patron in Montreal cafe turned on a tap in the washroom and got scalded.
 
 "This is an outrage," he complained. "The faucet marked C gave me boiling water."
 
 
 "But, Monsieur, C stands for chaude - French for hot. You should know that if you live in Montreal.""Wait a minute," roared the patron.
 
 
 "The other tap is also marked C.""Of course," said the manager, "It stands for cold. After all, Montreal is a bilingual city."
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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