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  Two Russian hunters meet. "I shot a gigantic bear yesterday," says Ivan. "Look at the hide!" 
   "How do you find such huge bears?" Sergei asks. 
   "Easy," says Ivan. "You stand in front of a cave and whistle. When the bear comes out, you shoot." 
   Weeks later the two meet again. Sergei is covered in bandages. "Didn't you follow my advice?" Ivan asks. 
   "Sure I did. I stood, in front of a cave and whistled, " Sergei replies. 
   "And what came out?" 
   "To me, "says Sergei, "it looked like the Trans-Siberian Express."  
 
 
 
 
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