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 ONLY A FEW WORDS 
 
 
 
 
 At a court the judge is interrogating a mugger but gets into difficulty because the mugger is a foreigner who doesn't speak English. 
 
 
 
 
  "Don't you speak English at all?" the judge asks. 
 
 
 
 
  "Only a few words," replies the mugger. "What words do you know?" "Your purse or your life!" 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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