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                 The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son.
 B: Does he smoke?
 A: No, he doesn't.
 B: Does he drink whiskey?
 A: No, he doesn't.
 B: Does he ever come home late?
 A: No, he doesn't.
 B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he?
 A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.
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