12月24日笑话分享：I wish I were a newspaper newspaper, 笑话, wish, 分享

sumny

　　Wife talking to her husband，who reads newspaper all day: I wish I were a newspaper so I'll be in your hands all day.
　　Husband: I wish that too, so I could change you daily

　　妻子和丈夫谈话，他一天到晚总是看报纸，妻子抱怨说：我要是报纸就好了，那样我就可以天天在你手里了。
　　丈夫说我也希望那样，那样我就可以每天换一个了。