看笑话学英语：My father's will

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My father, who was 14 years old than my mother, had been working on his will. at a family dinner he told us that he had provided well for mother, but the family home would go to us five children if she remarried.

我爸比我妈大14岁，最近一直在写遗嘱。一次家宴上，他告诉我们说他为母亲以后的生活作好了安排，但如果她改嫁的话，家里的房子将归我们五个孩子所有。

"I don't want another s.o.b. toasting his shins（小腿骨） around my fireplace," he explained.

“我可不愿意另外哪个狗娘养的在我的火炉旁烤他的狗腿，”他解释道。

with a sly grin, mother cracked, "what makes you think i'd marry another s.o.b?"

妈妈狡猾地咧了咧嘴，讥笑道：“你怎么认为我会再嫁给一个狗娘养的？”