1月28日笑口常开：you are too late late, 笑口

lkjj

translate the joke into Chinese and then write down who is the real pickpocket to gain the score?

　  On the bus a man discovered a pickpocket's hand thrust into his pocket.
     "sorry," he said to the pickpocket, "you are too late. My wife did it before you."

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七宿

在公汽上，有个人看到小偷把手插进了自己的口袋。于是，他对小偷说：对不起，太晚了，我的妻子早已掏空了我的口袋。”

kylezhou2010

kylezhou2010

my wife always nags at me.
我老婆总是烦我。

西行一千里

公交车上，有个人看见扒手把手伸进了自己的口袋，于是对扒手说：“对不起，你下手晚了，我老婆比你早了一部。”
——The real pickpocket of course is the one who thrust his hand into others' pocket though he was failed because the man's wife had taken all the money .

liyijun2008

在公共汽车上一个男人发现一个扒手把手伸进了自己的口袋，“对不起”他对扒手说到，“你太迟了，我老婆在你之前已经把它掏光了。”
那个人就是真正的扒手！