爆冷的三字经英文翻译版 英文翻译, 三字经, 人之初

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人之初 ： At the begining of life.
性本善 ： Sex is good.
性相近 ： Basically,all the sex are same.
习相远 ： But it depends on how the way you do it.
苟不教 ： If you do not practise all the time.
性乃迁 ： Sex will leave you..
教之道 ： The way of learning it
贵以专 ： is very important to make love with only one person.
昔孟母 ： Once a great mother, Mrs Meng
择邻处 ： chose her neighbour to avoid bad sex influence.
子不学 ： If you don”t study hard,
断机杼 ： Your Dick will become useless.
窦燕山 ： Dou, the Famous
有义方 ： owned a very effective exciting medicine
教五子 ： All his five son took it
名俱扬 ： and their sexual ability were well-kown.
养不教 ： If your children don”t know how to do it,
父之过 ： It is all your fault.
教不严 ： If they had lots of problems with it,
师之惰 ： their teach must be too lazy to tell them details on sex.
子不学 ： You may refuse to study this
非所宜 ： but that is a real mistake
幼不学 ： If you don”t learn it in childhood,
老何为 ： you will lose your ability when aged
玉不琢 ： If you don”t exercise your dick,
不成器 ： It won”t become hard and strong.
人不学 ： If you don”t learn sex,
不知义 ： You can by no means enjoy its sweetness.

Sanmal

OMG!

tingroom

古圣人知道了要跳脚。

MarcoHoo

再加个跳楼。。。。。。

雨落风残

估计是中国人翻译的

dragon520

估计是中国人翻译的
雨落风残 发表于 2011-8-3 15:29

Of course,foreigner don't know the meaning of these sentences.

annika1987

雷到了！！！

Q先生

人不学 ： If you don”t learn sex