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3月22日笑口常开:troublesome wife 
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                  .gif) read the joke carefully and then write down what touble did the wife cause to gain the score. 
 A man who is driving a car stopped by a police officer.The following exchange takes place...
 Man:What's the problem,officer?
 Officer:You were going at least 75in a 55zone.
 Man:No,sir,I was going 65.
 Wife:Oh,Harry.You were going 80.(Man gives his wife a dirty look.)
 Officer:I' m also going to give you a ticket for your broken taillight.
 Man:Broken taillight?I didn't know about a broken taillight。
 Wife:Oh Harry,you've known about that tail for weeks.(Man gives his wife another dirty look.)
 Officer:I' m also going to give you a citation for not wearing your seat belt.
 Man:Oh,I just took it off when you were walking up to the car.
 Wife:Oh,Harry,you never wear your seat belt.
 Man:Shut your dang mouth。
 Officer:(Turns to the woman):Ma ' am,does your husband talk to you this way all the time?
 Wife:No,only when he's drunk.
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