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where were you Monday and Tuesday

Bob was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills.

Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss: "I didn't have a bit of trouble getting up this morning."

"That's fine," roared the boss, "but where were you Monday and Tuesday?"


虽然不是自己写的,但是可以在此分享一下也不会被笑吧

The pills are too extra-strong that he overslept for so long time.

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Haha, the pills were useful and the monday and Tuesday passed away during the sleeping.

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Sleep much more than his expection but he didn't recognize that at all.

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鼓励下

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鲍勃晚上失眠。他去看医生,医生给他开了一些强力安眠药。

星期天晚上鲍勃吃了药,睡得很好,在闹钟响之前就醒了过来。他到了办公室,遛达进去,对老板说:“我今天早上起床一点麻烦都没有。”

“好啊!”老板吼道,“那你星期一和星期二到哪儿去了?”

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