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                  As soon as you wake up, you're fired 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 Our co-worker went missing for a few hours, and we tore up the place looking for him. The boss finally found him fast asleep. 
 
 
  Rather than wake him, he quietly placed a note on the man's chest. As long as you're asleep, it read, you have a job. 
 
 
  But as soon as you wake up, you're fired. 
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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