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I hung him up to dry

Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
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When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately reviewed her file and called her into his office.
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"Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom,he's dead."
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Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I hung him up to dry."
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Jim and Mary were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out.
吉姆和玛丽是精神病院的病人。一天他们正着医院的游泳池散步,吉姆突然跳入深水区,沉入了池底。玛丽立即跳入泳池救他。她游到池底把吉姆捞出来。
When the medical director became aware of Mary's heroic act he immediately reviewed her file and called her into his office.
当院长意识到玛丽的英勇行为时,他立即对她重新定位然后把玛丽叫进他的办公室。
"Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you've regained your senses. The bad news is Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom,he's dead."
玛丽,我要告诉你一个好消息一个坏消息。好消息就是你病情正在好转,因为你能够跳进泳池就另一个病人,我想你正在恢复意识。坏消息是关于吉姆,就是你救的那个病人,他用浴袍带子把自己吊死在浴室了。
Mary replied, "He didn't hang himself, I hung him up to dry."
玛丽回答道:“不是他自己上吊的,是我把他挂那里晾干的。"

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