英语笑话12月19日-Newborn elderly, ache, hair

觉醒ing

Newborn(新生儿）

Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turns to the other and says: "Slim, I'm 83 years old now and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"
Slim says, "I feel just like a newborn baby." "Really !? Like a newborn baby !?" "Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants".

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pedo123

貌似 有很多 不和谐信息啊。。。斑竹

觉醒ing

回复 2# pedo123


   

zqytwy

哎，恐怖。。。。 。。。Ah, the terrorism

fuyu

这就是两个人不同的心态吧

觉醒ing

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觉醒ing

回复 4# zqytwy


    we are growing old...

zqytwy

回复 7# 觉醒ing


    我特别喜欢来，看来加分起到了主要性作用，哈哈，好贪。谢谢您提醒：坦然面对年华老去的过程，换个心态也许一切还是ok的。祝福。I especially like to, it seems that a major sexual function cent, ha ha, good greedy. Thank you to remind: open to the process of we get old, change a mentality maybe all ok still. A blessing.

小尾巴猪

就好象看到半瓶水的两个人截然不同的反应啊！