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                 When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't asleep," the man answered.
 "Not asleep? But you had your eyes closed."
 "I know. I just hate to look at ladies standing up beside me in a crowded car."
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