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                  A woman walked up to a little old man rocking in a chair on his porch.  
 
 "I couldn‘t help noticing how happy you look," she said. "What‘s your secret for a long happy life?"  
 
 "I smoke three packs of cigarettes a day," he said. "I also drink a case of whiskey a week, eat fatty foods, and never exercise."  
 
 "That‘s amazing," the woman said. "How old are you?‘  
 
 "Twenty-six," he said. |