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                 A man frantically calls 911 and says, "Help...my wife has 
 gone into labor and her contractions (宫缩)are 10
 
 minutes apart".
 
 The 911 operator asks, "is this her first child?"
 
 To which the man replies, "Of course not, you
 
 idiot...this is her husband."
 
 一个男人急吼吼地给911打电话,说:“快来急救……我老婆要生
 
 了,宫缩都十分钟一次了。”
 911的接线员问:“是她头一个孩子吗?”
 那男的回答:“当然不是啦,你傻呀你……我是她老公。”
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