英语笑话12月8日-Make the bed bed, host, guest

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Make the bed

Host: If you stay overnight, you'll have to make your own bed.

Guest: That's okay with me.

Host: Here's a hammer (铁锤) and a saw (锯).


主人：如果你在这过夜，你需要“make your own bed”.
客人：这个没问题！
主人：那好吧，这是铁锤和锯，你自己做一个床睡吧。
  
点评：“make the bed”的本意是“整理床铺，铺床”，主人巧妙运用此点让客人误解为主人想留人在此过夜，没想到的是客人是个一根筋。

fionadingfang

呵呵

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回复 2# fionadingfang


    it's better to reply in English

zqytwy

very good remind... When many difficult problem when had better not thoughtless... A blessing.

seawind

It need to read the total article to understand the meaning!

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回复 4# zqytwy


    though I don't understand your sentences fully,I thank to your supporting.

小尾巴猪

funny,funny,funny!

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回复 5# seawind


    come on!

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回复 7# 小尾巴猪


    thanks for sharing~

zqytwy

回复 9# 觉醒ing


    我超烂的英文令您费心了，哈哈，以后中英文对照，让老师帮我修改。祝福。

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回复 10# zqytwy


    it doesn't matter !   my pleasure to help you~

tingroom

i am puzzled,whether the host wants the guest to stay over or not.

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回复 12# tingroom


   Actually  the host doesn't want the guest to stay overnight.
   I think that the host couches his refusal in  polite terms,but the guest didn't get his true meaning,so he couches his refusal in brusque terms.